Lil tagged me, I'll play along, but you people may not want to read what follows.
Shrinky, I owe you one, and it's not going to be pretty.
1. Dated outside your race?
A hot little Mexican chick in high school.
2. Singing in the shower?
Not alone, does moaning count??
3. Spit in someone’s drink?
No, but I peed in someones beer once, on their birthday, and he drank it.
4. Played with Barbies?
Tore the heads off my sister's barbies, is that playing...or do I need therapy??
5. Made someone cry?
Every chance I get.
6. Opened your Christmas presents early?
Every time.
7. Lied to a friend?
Friends, what are those?? Maybe I should lie and say I have a friend.
8. Watched and cried while watching a soap opera?
It was so effin painful I can't talk about it.
9. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?
Does cybering with Mizmace count??
10. Ran through the sprinklers naked?
Yes.
11. Ate food that fell on the floor?
Is there any other way??
12. Went outside naked?
A guy's got to do, what a guy's got to do.
13. Been on stage?
Yes
14. Been on stage naked or close to it?
Close to it, does just the lower half count?? 8======D
15. Been in a parade?
I was the Queen.
16. Been in a school play?
Yes, I was the Queen.
17. Drank beer?
One time only.
18. Gotten detention?
19 times only...in one semester.
19. Been on a cruise?
Does the Navy count??
20. Broken into a house?
Which time, you accusing me of something?
21. Gotten a tattoo?
Not yet, I have a coupon for one though.
22. Gotten piercings?
Yes. Gotta love the prince.
23. Gotten into a fist fight?
As a rule.
24. Gotten into a shouting match?
Another rule.
25. Swallowed sea/pool water?
And some pee I think.
26. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?
I'm spinning now.......weeeeee...................kajfuyhdghjsmdji )(*^&$%^#
27. Laughed so hard it hurt?
Nurse does that to me all the time.
28. Tripped on your own feet?
Not so much now, when I was younger.
29. Cried yourself to sleep?
No, men don't cry.
30. Cried in public?
See #29.
31. Thrown up in public?
More times than I can count.
32. Lied to your parents?
Yes, but it never worked out well.
33. Skipped class?
Entire quarters.
34. Cried so hard you threw up?
See #29.
35. Had a one night stand?
Only when Nursey is working.
36. Left restaurant without paying tab?
Yes, but it wasn't my idea.
37. Been Fired from a job?
Yes, but it wasn't my idea.
38. Wanted to make out with your massage therapist, therapist OR hairldresser?
Yes, until she invited me to her cabin and said her husband would be there.
39. Had a drink "sent" to a stranger at a bar?
Yeah ..see #35.
40. Been winked at and loved it?
Yes, the winking seems corny, they should just grope me.
Now I have to tag 3 people.
I choose......
http://cantgetenuff.blogstream.com/
Macey
http://luciferscoming.blogstream.com/
Lucifer
http://crazy50andcounting.blogstream.com/
Sherry
Shrinky, you suck!!
