The Nurse and I went to dinner tonight. One of our favorite places,
The Outback Steakhouse.
The Bloomin' Onion arrived...with a fried hair attached.
The waitress took back the onion, the manager came to offer his apologies...got a free onion, life is good.
Our meal arrives...looks good.
The steak is a little over done, but shit,
I just complained about the hair.
About 3 bites into the garlic mashed potatoes.....
ANOTHER HAIR!!!
I'm done, no more for me, this one actually went into my mouth.
The waitress, the manager...now they think Nursey and I are serial hair planters.
I had a salad and 2 Foster's for dinner.
I don't think we'll be going back to the Outback Outhouse for a while.
HOOK
